Raffle Ang mag kumparing probinsyano, silaPedro at Kulas ay sumali sa isang Charity Raffle. Parehong limang ticket ang binili nila. Makaraan ng isang linggo, tumawag ang Charity Raffle para sabihin na pareho silang nanalo. Si Pedro, isang kahon ng toilet paper at si Kulas naman ay nanalo ng isang dosenang toilet brush.
Makalipas ang isang buwan, nag kita uli ang dalawa. Kulas: "Paring Pedro, ayos ba naman 'yung napanalunan mong toilet paper?" Pedro: "Ayos lang at hanggang ngayon, marami pa rin kaming toilet paper." "Ikaw naman Pare, ginagamit mo rin ba ang toilet brush?" Kulas: (Pa ika-ika ang lakad): "Sana, toilet paper din ang napanalunan ko dahil ang hirap palang gamitin ng toilet brush sa puwet!"
Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.
Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.
Driver: Kulang Ito!
Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?
gusot-gusot si lolo hugo at lola maria ay matagal nang hindi nag co contact sexually. Kaya't miss na miss na ni lola maria and intimate relationship nila, hangang isang gabi, para mapansin sya ni lolo hugo ay naghubad si lola maria sa kanilang kwato (aakitin nya si lolo). Pagpasok ni lolo at napatingin kay lola......sabi ni lolo hugo: ANO KA BA NAMAN MARIA BAKIT GUSOT-GUSOT ANG DAMIT MO???/ nGEEEkkkkkkkk
BOY: is this your first time?
SINO IDOL MO?
ReplyDeleteJuan: pare cnonog idol mo?
Pedro: si ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
Juan: cge nga, spell SCHWARZENEGGER
Pedro: hnde, joke lng pare, si JET LI tlga idol ko!
two nuns.
ReplyDeleteThere were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight
and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster
than man with his pants down.
[And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys! ]
Raffle
ReplyDeleteAng mag kumparing probinsyano, silaPedro at Kulas ay sumali sa isang Charity Raffle. Parehong limang ticket ang binili nila. Makaraan ng isang linggo, tumawag ang Charity Raffle para sabihin na pareho silang nanalo. Si Pedro, isang kahon ng toilet paper at si Kulas naman ay nanalo ng isang dosenang toilet brush.
Makalipas ang isang buwan, nag kita uli ang dalawa.
Kulas: "Paring Pedro, ayos ba naman 'yung napanalunan mong toilet paper?"
Pedro: "Ayos lang at hanggang ngayon, marami pa rin kaming toilet paper." "Ikaw naman Pare, ginagamit mo rin ba ang toilet brush?"
Kulas: (Pa ika-ika ang lakad): "Sana, toilet paper din ang napanalunan ko dahil ang hirap palang gamitin ng toilet brush sa puwet!"
True Friends In High Limit
ReplyDeleteX: Anong pangalan ang kailangan e-repair?
Y: Si Ryan
X: Bakit Sira yan?
Y: Si Ryan nga eh
X: Ano nga ang sira?
Y: Si Ryan nga eh..ang kulit!!!
X: Si RaUlo ka!!!
Pasahe
ReplyDeleteSa Isang Jeep
Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?
Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum
Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.
Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.
Driver: Kulang Ito!
Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?
Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.
Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?
gusot-gusot
ReplyDeletesi lolo hugo at lola maria ay matagal nang hindi nag co contact sexually. Kaya't miss na miss na ni lola maria and intimate relationship nila, hangang isang gabi, para mapansin sya ni lolo hugo ay naghubad si lola maria sa kanilang kwato (aakitin nya si lolo). Pagpasok ni lolo at napatingin kay lola......sabi ni lolo hugo: ANO KA BA NAMAN MARIA BAKIT GUSOT-GUSOT ANG DAMIT MO???/ nGEEEkkkkkkkk