The Mind of a Man Vs. Woman

To Blog or Not to Blog?

Credits to: funnytimes.com

Dear Diary

MESSAGE: Diary entry ng isang PANGET. 

Dear Diary, 

Gosh, I’m so happy, nahuli kasi me ng crush ko na nakatingin sa kanya. Then minura niya ako! Gwapo niya talaga! Last time tinulak niya ako, dumugo nose ko kasi sinadya ko siya banggain. Kakakilig di ba? Atleast, nagkadikit kami. Humingi nga siya ng picture ko e! WoW! Haba ng hair ko. Sabi kasi niya ipapasalvage niya ako. So sweet, at ang pinaka da best, nung sabihin niyang F**K YOU! Nalibugan ako super! 2mrw ulit ha? Tawagan ko muna siya. Sana ibagsak ulit. I love him 4ever!!!

Contributed by: Jem Tamani

Ka-eyebol

Pedro: May ka-eyebol ako mamaya.. anu kaya itsura niya? kasi ssbi niya kamukha daw siya celebrity.. "SH"  ang simula ng name... 

Juan: Jackpot ka, Pedro! Baka SHeri or SHaina! 

Matapos ang eyebol, Uwi si Pedro 

Juan: kumusta eyebol mo? Bakit ka mlungkot? 

Pedro: "SHrek" ampota!

Contributed by: Julie Tilan

Funny commercial from the Philippines - I HATE ME

You'll Never Find a Man Like Me

Husband says "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me" 

 

Wife replied "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!!!"

Contributed by: Angelica Dulatre

4 Animals a Woman like to Have

What 4 animals does a woman like to have in her house? 

A tiger in bed, 

A mink in her closet, 

A jagguar in her garage, and 

A jackass to pay for it all.

Contributed by: Angelica Dulatre

Wife Problem

I'm sorry to hear that your marriage has turned out not so well. But    remember you take her for better or worse.

Yes father but she's worse than i took her for.

Contributed by: Angelica Dulatre

My Wife's Husband

Mr. Lungcot: I wish my wife wouldnt talk so much about her last husband 

Mr. Cabado: Last husband! You're lucky. Mine is always talking about her next!

Contributed by: Angelica Dulatre

Husband in a New Suit

Mrs. Igaton: I saw your husband in a new suit.

Mrs. Uwagan He is a new husband!

Contributed by: Angelica Dulatre

Victoria Secret 1

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Getting Fitted for Wedding

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Kinidnap si Misis

Kidnap note sent to Mr. Puting-itlog: "Send P3000 or we will kidnap your wife" 

Reply of Mr. Putig-itlog: Cannot send money, but pls. keep your promise.

Contributed by: Angelica Dulatre

Ang Magkaibigan

Friend1: May taning na ang buhay ko. Last night ko na to. Text tau buong gabi.  Friend2: Hehehe! tumugil ka nga. Maaga pa ako gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na. Contributed by: Cathy Leen Coloma

Ang Magsyota

GF: Hatid mo ako 

BF: Wala akong pera. wala pa allowance ko. 

GF: Ayaw mo? walang tao sa bahay ngayon eh. 

BF: Aba'y tignan mo nga naman, may naipit palang bente.haha

 

Contributed by: Cathy Leen Coloma

Kwento ni Lolo at Lola

Lolo: Ano kaya ibalik natin ang nakaraan nung bago palang tayo mag syota?
Lola: Oh sige.
Lolo: Sige, bukas dun tayo magkita sa dating tagpuan.
Lola: Oo. hintayin mo nalang ako doon.

Naghintay si lolo sa tabing ilog dala ang 3 rosas with chocolate. Maghapon si lolo naghintay pero hindi dumating si lola. Kaya umuwi nalang siya. Pagdating sa bahay nadatnan si lola nakahiga at tumatawa.

Lolo: Bakit hindi mo ako sinipot?
Lola: Hindi ako pinayagan ni mommy eh.

Contributed by:  Cathy Leen Coloma

Victoria's Secret

Uh, oh...

.... after years of marriage...
.... after multiple child births...
.... i hope i won't think the same...

First Time!

BOY: is this your first time?

GIRL: (angrily) oo naman noh. You guys talaga. So kuleeet! Always asking me the same question. Paulit-ulit. Hmp!